PopCultureNerd is smarter than the average bear, Yogi. And clever? Yah. She came up with a meme which she calls My Life as a Book. According to the rules, I must describe myself by completing a set of (her) sentences using only titles of books I read in 2009. I looked around and -- I just don't seem to have that list handy. (Okay, I didn't even start keeping a list until this year. I only kept lists of what I wanted to read.) So I'll use what I've read so far this year.
In high school I was: Still Missing (Chevy Stevens)
People might be surprised I’m: Pushing Up Daisies (Rosemary Harris)
I will never be: The Devil (Ken Bruen)
My fantasy job is: Thinning the Turkey Herd (Robert Campbell)
At the end of a long day I need: Noir (Robert Coover)
I hate it when: Bad Things Happen (Harry Dolan)
Wish I had: Intelligence (Susan Hasler)
My family reunions are: A Parade of Cockeyed Creatures (George Baxt)
At a party you’d find me with: The Wolves of Fairmount Park (Dennis Tafoya)
I’ve never been to: Calumet City (Charlie Newton)
A happy day includes: The Last Good Kiss (James Crumley)
Motto I live by: No Sleep Till Wonderland (Paul Tremblay)
On my bucket list: Wake Up Dead (Roger Smith)
In my next life, I want to be: Abby Cooper, Psychic Eye (Victoria Laurie)
Thanks for the fun, PCN.